Woman's Perfect breakfast

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


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WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she
replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."


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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and
still be afraid of a spider.

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"