Friday, February 29, 2008

Sweet cars

Cute Nissan Pivo 2 Concept Car -

Japanese have always been lucky to catch the coolest concept cars.

The Pivo 2, from Nissan Motor Co. Ltd.,

is an advanced electric concept car that will debut at the upcoming Tokyo Motor Show. The fully electric vehicle swanks

a 360-degree turning cabin, 90-degree

turning wheels and employs by-wire technologies for braking and steering. The ultra-compact vehicle can swivel its bubble-shaped

cabin and wheels independently to facilitate easy parking at the hard-to-manage parking spots. The cute vehicle can drive sideways as

well as forward and has a small robot to assist with navigation.

A round-eyed robot featuring cameras head sits on

the dashboard and warns isf the driver is getting sleepy.

The highly innovative Robotic Agent talks to you in Japanese and English so that you are never alone on the move.

The Pivo 2 will be exhibited at the Tokyo Motor Show near the capital from October 27.

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

The World's Smallest Countries

The World's Smallest Countries
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1.Vatican City - 0.2 square miles - The world's smallest state,
the Vatican has a population of 770,
none of whom are permanent residents. The tiny country which
surrounds St. Peter's
Basilica is the spiritual center for the world's Roman Catholics
(over 1 billion strong).
Also known as the Holy See, Vatican City is surrounded by Rome,
Italy.

2.Monaco - 0.7 square miles - The tiny state of Monaco lies along
the French Riviera on the
French Mediterranean coast near Nice. An impressive 32,000
people live
in this state known for its Monte Carlo casinos and Princess
Grace. It has been
independent off-and-on since the 13th century.

3.Nauru - 8.5 square miles - The 13,000 residents of the Pacific
island Nauru rely
on diminishing phosphate deposits. The state became independent
in 1968
and was formerly known as Pleasant Island.

4.Tuvalu - 9 square miles - Tuvalu is composed of 9 coral atolls
along a 360 mile
chain in Polynesia. They gained independence in 1978. The former
Ellice Islands are home to 12,000.

5.San Marino - 24 square miles - Located on Mt. Titano in north
central Italy, San Marino has
29,000 residents. The country claims to be the oldest state in
Europe,
having been founded in the fourth century.

6.Liechtenstein - 62 square miles - This microstate of 34,000 is
located on the Rhine
River between Switzerland and Austria in the Alps.

7.Marshall Islands - 70 square miles - The atolls (including the
world's largest, Kwajalein), reefs,
and 34 islands (population 58,000) gained independence in 1986;
they were formerly part of
the Trust Territory of Pacific Islands (and administered by the
United States).

8.Saint Kitts and Nevis - 104 square miles - This Caribbean
country of 39,000 gained independence
in 1983. Nevis is the smaller island of the two and is guaranteed
the right to secede.

9.Seychelles - 107 square miles - The 81,000 residents of this
Indian Ocean island group
have been independent of the United Kingdom since 1976.

10.Maldives - 115 square miles - Only 200 of the 2000 Indian
Ocean islands which make up this
country are occupied by 340,000 residents. The islands gained
independence from the U.K. in 1965

A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cute Baby

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Bathroom:..............

Bathroom:
This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down in the bathroom when I heard a voice
from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the
other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

No God or Know God

No God or Know God?

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the
problem Science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to
heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God
didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow.
Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good ?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God.. .

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer. )

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

( Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and
observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen
God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your
God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that
matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him ?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that,
son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theater becomes very quiet with this turn of events
.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But
we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below
zero which is no heat,

But we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as
cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.
We cannot measure cold.

Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the
absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theater .)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have
nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness
isn't.

If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't
you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You
argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad
God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite,
something we can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood
either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the
fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not
the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me,
Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a
monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,
sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize
where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution
at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going
endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a
scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar .)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done
so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,
sir?

(The room is silent . The professor stares at the student, his
face unfathomable. )

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH .

That is all that keeps things moving & alive..................

Saturday, February 23, 2008

A Woman Of Strength

A Woman of Strength

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ...
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...

A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...

A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...

A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...
a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and capitalizes on them...

A strong woman walks surefooted ...
but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...

A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face ...
but a woman of strength wears grace...

A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will
become strong.
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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Friday, February 22, 2008

7 Reasons not ot mess with a children

7 reasons not to mess with a children

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
******
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What
if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
******

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work..
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo
king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
******

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
******

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. "
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
******

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples
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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

SomeTimes........

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
Sometimes...
when you love someone...
they don't even realize.
Sometimes..
when I say I love you...
you don't know how much I mean it.
Sometimes...
when I hold your hand...
you don't know how I never want to let you go.
Sometimes...
when you call me...
you don't know how special I feel.
Sometimes...
when I'm with you...
You don't know how lucky I feel.
Sometimes...
when I look in your eyes...
you don't see that special gaze.
Sometimes...
when I stare...
you don't realize how you take my breath away.
Sometimes...
when I just sit there...
you don't know how good it feels to just be with you.
Sometimes...
when you say something crass...
you don't know how much it hurts.
Sometimes…
when you tell me you love me…
you don't see me smiling.
Sometimes...
when I'm here...
you don't know how much I need you.
Sometimes...
when I hurt you...
you don't know how sorry I am.
Sometimes...
when I say you're perfect...
you don't know how true it is

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Sexy Cars

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Trust In God

I asked for Strength.........
And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for Wisdom.........
And God gave me Problems to solve.
I asked for Prosperity.........
And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.
I asked for Courage.........
And God gave me Danger to overcome.
I asked for Love.........
And God gave me Troubled people to help.
I asked for Favors.........
And God gave me Opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted ........
I received everything I needed!

ButterFly

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.
So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon.
The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.
The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.
Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.
What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God allowed us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us.
We would not be as strong as what we could have been. We could never fly
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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Think outside of the box

Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 3: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 4: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness......

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee....

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Life Without You -------

What is Life Without You?

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You made me cry, because we are apart..
You left me in tears, you've entered my heart..
It wasn't your fault, I guess it was mine..
For love can't be forced,
neither our mind.

I've tried more than once, to get over you..
But you make it so hard, with cute things you do..

I thought love was a good feeling,
but I've got nothing to gain.
just sorrows and tears
and a li'l more pain..

The day the pain started, reality came too.
It was the day I realized .....

What is Life Without You?...

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

I Could Fall In Love

I could lose my heart tonight

If you don't run and walk away

Cause the way I feel I might

Lose control and let you stay

Cause I could take you in my arms

And never let you go

I could fall in love with you

I could only wonder how

Touching you would make you feel

But if I take the chance right now

Tomorrow will you want me still?

(baby will you want me?)

So I should keep this to my self

And never let you know

I could fall in love with you

(I could fall in love with you)

And I know its not right

And I guess I should try

To do what I should do

But I could fall in love

Fall in love with you

I could fall in love with you

I am always dreaming of you

Kissing my lips, caressing my skin

Hugging me with crazy longings

Imagining that you love me

The way that I could love you

So I should keep this to my self

And never let you go

I could fall in love with you

I could fall in love (fall in love)

With you

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

LOVE IS -------

Kabhi zindagi me kisi ke liye mat ~RONA~
Kyunki wo tumhare ~AANSUON~ ke kabil nahi hoga,
Aur wo jo is ~KABIL~ hoga,
Wo tumhe kabhi ~RONE~ nahi dega.

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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Monday, February 18, 2008

Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman

Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited
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A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"

Compliment

A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."
*

The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect !!!!!!!

Wonderful coffee

*Wonderful coffee*
Customer to waiter: Everyday youcharge me money for a cup of coffee.
It will be wonderful if you serve mecoffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.
It will bewonderful if you drink it from an empty cuptoday

NEVER DOUBT YOUR LOVE

No matter where you go
No matter what you do
I never doubt your love
I am so in love with you

When the sun arises
I remember how beautiful you are
In the ocean you're a shining jewel
So near to me your heart

When the rain falls upon your face
My heart opens, my soul is one with you
I never doubt your love
For I am holding you

In this life I wonder
How we have this bond
When our spirits meet
I will sing your song

I never doubt your love
When in your eyes I see
The part of me that's missing
We love...eternally